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Inner Peace humor

Heard a Dr on TV say to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things Id started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys,

  a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a hepi ester